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Brain Fartz – not a new type of porn

Easy,

I’m the Brainz. I’ve started this blog primarily as a means of podcasting my radio show every week without have to give money to Podomatic. As I’m called the Brainz this usually means I’m smart enough to put this shit together myself, so that’s exactly what I did.

The podcast will be on iTunes soon, spreading the good word of UK Garage to the world via the Apple turd machine that is the iTunes store podcast central. That is, barring that I don’t get raped for copyright infringement. Which I’m 50% expecting to happen. Which means I’m 50% likely to slam my nuts in a door due to frustration.

I thought in addition to podcasting, it would be handy to empty the contents of my cranial bowels on to this site as, being The Brainz, I have a lot of shit up there I need to get out from time to time. Normally when I start banging on to my mates about shit I’m met with blank looks, followed with suggestions I should grow a beard and told that I’m probably a paedophile.

So in order to stop me getting arrested by Operation Ore, I’ll stop telling my friends how cool I think Stargate is and start putting my inane babblings on here (where Twitter isn’t applicable).

Aren’t you lucky?