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No Splash No Gash No Spray No Lay – Episode 008 – Tube Train Tear-up

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I have no explanation for the title of this mix. All I know is there’s some smashing tracks on there.

Top ched a gwarn. I hope you enjoy!

Remember – No Armani, No Punani

Safe,

B

Track List

Majestic – Let’s Go Back (DJ Q Remix)
Deekline – JZ In Paris
Totte – Nothing Can Keep Me
Matt IQ – ReVibe
Daley – Remember Me feat Jessie J (MJ Cole Vocal Mix)
Ciara – Sorry (Dub Native UKG Remix)
Saffire D Soul – Sweet Music (Pypz UKG Mix)
Headbirds – Whatch The Movie
LeeLee – Ugly (Matt Jam Lamont Remix)
Impact ft Jade Voice – You Lied To Me (Craig V Bumpy Clunge Mix)
Artful Dodger – Please Dont Turn Me On (Disclosure Remix)
Enigma Dubz – Fresh
Original Memzee UK All Stars – Step Off (Mr Brainz Special)
DJ Fabian – Booti Dance (Topflyte Remix)
KCat – Broken (DJ Q remix)
Wideboys – Addicted 2 The Bass (Wideboys UKG mix)
Disclosure – Control (feat Ria Ritchie)
Kayla – Only Lonely (Submerse Remix)
Delilah – Shades of Grey (MJ Cole Remix)
Blaise Feat. Twizzle – Attitude (Bee Q & Unique remix)
Vida – Boombox (Sunship Dub)
K Warren ft. Naomee Hardy – Electric (Extended Mix)
Mike Delinquent Project – Party’s Over Here (Extended Club Mix)
Whistla – On Drugs (ENiGMA Dubz remix)
Rihanna – Diamonds (Bee Q and Unique UKG Mix)
We Sink – Inside (feat Andrea)

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Consensual UK Garage, Aurally – Episode 007 – Tube Train Tear-up

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Hi guys,

It’s been a while since I last tore it up on the tube train. I fancied throwing down this morning and recorded this in one blast. Oh gosh. I was literally walking through the barriers at Liverpool Street with an iPad whilst in the mix. Hope I did you proud.

Always like to cheese it up a bit on the tube. So I hope this isn’t too stilton for all of you.

Enjoy like Pak Choi

B

Track List

Seya – Mexicana Bounce (Bondax Remix)
Whojax – London City (DJ Q Remix)
Soso – Who’s Gonna Love Me (El-B remix)
Rebecca Ferguson – Backtrack (DEVolution Vocal Mix)
Mike Delinquent ft Lady Leshurr – Step In The Dance (Original)
Artful Dodger – Woman Trouble (Stutter Kids Remix) [Mr Brainz Vocode Special]
Orpheus LDN – Cronos Eats His Children
Miss Chance – I’ve Been Waiting (club mix)
Jin Jin & The Ragdolls – Love In Sin City (K Warren UKG Mix)
Andy Jay & S Tee feat Rubi Dan – Funky Dip (DJ Q Back To 99 mix)
Naughty Boy – Wonder (Kidnap Kid Remix) [feat. Emeli Sandé]
Letthemusicplay feat L-W – & I Love You (Todd Edwards Remix)
Lojt – It’s A Future Thing
Hooligan Soul feat TJ Lewis – Raving I’m Raving (Jeremy Sylvester 4×4 Garage vocal mix)
Fully Loaded Project – Y.O.U. (GE’s Un-Released U Dub Refix)
Compound One – Flingback (original mix)
Orpheus LDN – Connected (feat Aisling)
Parker feat Kymberley Kennedy – Deception (Mia Dora remix)
Winter – A Love (garage mix)
Walter Ego – Rebounds
Cover Drive – Explode (Mike Delinquent radio edit)
Luke Bingham ft. Sway – Gemini (Todd Edwards Vocal Mix)

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iPad 3-Step – Retinatastic UK Garage – Episode 006 – Tube Train Tear-up

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He hadn't accidentally cum in his pants since he bought the PlayStation Vita.NERD ALERT!

Yes that’s right: I bought an iPad 3. Ooo wow the pixels. So dramatically different. Not a waste of money at all. Honest.

So what have I done so far with my iPad 3? Bought a bunch of apps I’ll never use. Watched Tulisa noshing off Fazer in glorious SD-on-HD style just to make it feel that much dirtier. According to Dappy it’s Fazer anyway. He’s says he’d know that dick anywhere. Cute. Bet he’s got the anal scarring to prove it too.

And the last thing I did with my iPad 3 was record an episode of the Tube Train Muthafucking Tear-up.

I went for a more traditional flavour of new school UK Garage. You know, the type that still mainly sounds like old school. For taste, I’ve splashed in some nice new Futurey type garage riddos as it will bring spice to any dish that needs livening up.

Find some of the freshest vibes, including some forthcoming material. Magical.

So there you have it: Mixed live on the London Underground using a 3rd Gen iPad just after it came out – The Tube Train Tear-up Episode #6.

Enjoy, kiddiwinks.

Brainz

Track List

きゃりーぱみゅぱみゅ – PONPONPON (Submerse Moe Garage Remix)
Sway feat Kelsey – Level Up (Sunship Dub Mix)
Todd Edwards – The Stranger
Presk – Love Again
Above and Beyond feat Zoe Johnston – You Got To Go (MJ Cole Vocal Mix)
DJ Halo feat Pink, MC Angel and Sirenna – Till The Sunrise
Frenzy – Wandering Eye (Danny Phillips Remix)
Brand New Heavies = You’ve Got A Friend (Booker T Doomsday Dub)
8th Note – Hallelujah
Zed Bias feat Jenna G – Fairplay (Zed Bias Old Skool Remix)
Hapkido – Grinding At The Door
Dean Anthony – Brown Eyes (Phonetix 2-Step Mix)
Alyssa Reid ft Jump Smokers – Alone Again (Sunship Dub)
Bodyrox ft. Chipmunk – Bow Wow Wow (Mike Delinquent Project Dirty Dub)
Kill Light – Daydream
K-Warren ft. Vapour & 2Ton – Fire In The Hole (Extended Mix)
Bondax feat Bobbie Gordon – Just Smile For Me
Disclosure – Tenderly
DLVRY – These Words
Terri Walker – He Loves Me (Mark ‘Artful’ Hill Remix)
Para – Fall In Love
Jessie J – Who You Are (Exemen remix)
Mike Delinquent Project – Evacuate
TS7 – I Used To Be
Aquadrop – Street Player
Vox Halo ft. LaDolla – Criminal (Mike Delinquent Project Remix)
Tyson – Die on the dancefloor (Kidnap Kid Remix)
Last Japan – Settle Down (feat Bobbie Gordon)

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Super Ninja Bass Squad: Missed Gems – Episode 005 – Tube Train Tear-up

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Yes people! We’re back on the tube train ripping up some riddims.

For this instalment of iPad mix-magic, I’ve drawn for the Super Ninja Bass Squad!

In a nutshell, I looked back at the countless tunes I’ve accrued over the past 12 months and had a re-listen. There’s so many tracks that I’ve managed to throw by the wayside by not paying proper attention to the actual tunes I own.

What we’ve got is a mash of secret sleeper tunes from the year past that I never got round to playing.

And the best thing is – there’s still plenty more! This episode ran to nearly 100 minutes where I just kept going back for more. And I still have more left. So there may be a follow up with the Super Ninja Support squad after this!

Anyway, have a listen and see what you think. I enjoyed putting it together and I hope you enjoy listening.

Safe,

Brainz

Track List

Sorrow – Nostalgia
Submerse – Mecha
Shag Productionz – Marijuana
Presk – Slick Rick
Mosca – Done Me Wrong
Moony – Waiting
Matt IQ – Brick Lane
Migrant – Got Me Hot
Mah – Always
DYP – All You Need
No One Else – Kidnap Kid
Qadafee – Shift
Totte Stankovich – Communication
XXXY – Just For Me
123MRK – Unrest
Clueless – Cancel
CJ Reign – Emo Dubb
Funky F1 D – Jumpin (Majfunk Mix)
Jess Mills – Vultures (MJ Cole Remix)
Bruises – Would You
Eddy Ramich – Yes I Am
Compound One – Tud Naat
HGLDT – These Days
Guido & Baobinga – Bumba
Kuoyah – Convex Gravity (Deston Remix)
Gage – Empty Promises 2
CRST – Big Bwoy Sound (feat MC Chico)
Maribou State – Breathe
Arkist – Fill My Coffee
Synkro – Girl
Smokey Bubblin’ B – Give a little love
Frenzy – I Want
CJ Reign – Work It
Kashii – Takes you away
Detboi – Pick It Up
Fold – Pillow Talk
Blue Effect – Heart (Magic Mash)
Splintz – Dealer
El-B Vs Skoltz – Dirty Flow (feat. Rolla)
Dizz1 – Gone Soon
Submerse – Move On

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Sexual UK Garage – Episode 004 – Tube Train Tear-up

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It's great that I can sleep at night even though I'm using a 5 year old catchphraseSEXY TIME! Smooth UK Garage for you this time round with my journeys on the London Underground.

I went through and randomly picked a bunch of gems that I haven’t played in a while and threw them together using my favourite shiny slate-like device.

I got a good reminder of how amazing the Midnight Circus and Bibliotek were whilst mixing this. This is old school and vocal UKG at some of it’s best.

Hope you enjoy!

B

Track list

Ben Westbeech – Dance With Me (MJ Cole Remix)
Hinda Hicks – I Just Wanna Dance (Club Asylum 06 Remix)
Dawood & Knight feat Jodie Conner – Love Of My Life (Wideboys London Mix)
Ray Hurley – Devil In Disguise
Deesha – Everytime (Bibliotek 2-Step Remix)
The Midnight Circus feat Robbie Craig – Love Suicide
Teedra Moses – You’ll Never Find (Signal to One Remix)
Christos vs Gho$tman – If This Ain’t Right (Gho$tmix)
Sunshine Anderson – Something That I Wanna Give You (Duncan Powell Remix)
Asia Cruise – Selfish (Danny Dubbz Remix)
Supafly Inc. – Moving Too Fast (Delinquent Remix)
Ultra feat Tulisa – Work It Out (Produced by Shawfire)
Allstars – Walk On By (Steve Gurley Remix)
Mary J Blige – Work That (Da Phuture Remix)
Brown & Cole feat Vula – Our Destiny
Claire Maria – Love That I’m Givin’ (Qualifide Remix)
Kings Of Swing – Make Me Feel Good
Scott Garcia – Waiting
Fully Loaded – Roll With It
Ed Case – Something In Your Eyes (K Warren Remix)
Zed Bias – Been Here Before
Dem 2 – Destiny (Vocal Mix)
Bump n Flex – Long Time Coming (Big Up Version)
Todd Edwards – Saved My Life
Mr Pud – Your Technique (4×4 Mix)
Nitin Sawhney – Sunset (MJ Cole Remix)
Ramsey & Fenn – Style

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Hoverboards, Jaws 19 and Gray’s Sports Almanac – Episode 003 – Tube Train Tear-up

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Future Garage - GREAT SCOTT!Future Garage! GREAT SCOTT!

We’ve got a FG Spesh for you this time round on the Tube Train Tear-up. I’ve gone through and dug out some of my favourite Future Garage hits from this year and mashed them up into an 80 minute tear-up on the London Underground using an Apple iPad. I also flitted over to the Central Line in parts for this mix due to National Express East Anglia running a Mickey Mouse train service. Man I hate train companies. And I hate ticket inspectors more. Fuckers.

But I digress. I enjoyed putting this mix together and am happy with the result. I also got to play with the new upgraded version of Algoriddim’s Djay iPad app, which now has an FX module. Happy days!

So strap in, dial the accelerator up to 88mph, and lets listen to some sounds of the future.

Maximum.

B

Track list

Late Night Alumni – It’s Not Happening
Parallax – Yesterday
Mark Hill – Survive
Yogi ft Ayah Marar – Follow You (Submerse Remix)
Orange Hill – Wine De Best (Zed Bias Old Skool UKG Dub)
Mr One Two – Tibetan Bowl (feat Blender)
Bruises – Introduce Me To Your Friends
Original Face – So Good
Wachs Lyrical & Resketch – Break My Heart
Migrant – On The Ball
B Yrslf – Pink Gloves
Trinity Skys – Mountains (Para Remix)
Raven – Special Way
Synkro – Look At Yourself
Splintz – Step Into My World
Hybu – New Bump
Submerse – Stay With Me
Damu – Ridin’
DarkO – Hyli
Doorly – Hold Me
Fused Forces – Mind & Matter
Jack Dixon – Coconuts
Janner – Proteus
Persian – Murderous Style
Mista Men – I’ll Still Love You
XXXY – Ordinary Things
Lung & Maxx Roach – Crisbuit
Jacques Greene – Another Girl
Matt IQ – Bank
Teeth – Shawty (FaultyDL remix)
Vibe – The Boogaloo Crew & Hylu
Dem 2 – Holding
Splintz – Why?

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4×4 at 38,000 ft – Episode 002 – Tube Train Tear-up

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BA were down with the UKGSo I’ve already swayed from what is supposed to be the norm. Given that I’m on my first vacation for about 5 years I think you can let me off.

Episode 2 of the Tube Train Tear Up was mixed on a Boeing 747 flying over the Atlantic Ocean. Possibly the highest ever altitude that a UKG set has been recorded. In fact, I think I’m going to start touting that as a claim to fame. Maybe if I add the word “buddeh” to the end of the sentence then Canadian chicks will like me.

I decided to draw for some bumpy 4×4 for this episode. I wanted a chance to play a vibe that I don’t get to do very often nowadays due to me primarily pushing solid new bass vibes on my Sub.FM show.

There was an occasional interruption from an air hostess but hopefully that didn’t affect the mix too much. She was lovely though. And I felt bad for having the phrase “choking that sky cunt” rolling around my head. Cheers Doug.

Hope you enjoy!

B

Track list

CRST – Soul Glo
Tony H – Calling Me
Statix – Evening Falls
YSE feat. Frank H Carter III – Guessing Games (DIY’s Got Me Guessin Dub)
Illusive – Make It Up To You (GE’s Gee Dub)
Para feat Robbie Craig – Tell Me (Tony H Remx)
The Midnight Circus – Move (Jelly Beats Back To School Mix)
Artful Dodger and Romina Johnson – Movin Too Fast (James Lavons Mix)
Isaac Christopher – Won’t Give Up
Hot City – Itz Time
Duncan Powell – Lonely Heart
Solution – Xcited
8th Note – Together With The Sun
Mosca – Bax
Frenzy – Feelings (Detox Remix)
Lyndsey Moore – Love Bug (Kings Of Swing Remix)
Groove Skool feat Alessandro – Give You My Love
Prescribe da Vibe – Hear Me Out
Mutya Buena – Real Girl (Duncan Powell Remix)
Surkin – Next Of Kin (Todd Edwards Remix)
Solution – How I Feel
Mr Pud feat Fudge – Be Your Man (Pud’s 4×4 Mix)
Static Electric – Make My Heart Beat
GTE feat Kelsey – Something On Your Mind (Isaac’s got the Solution remix)
Ayk – Shine (Brainz Special)
Impact feat Jade Voice – You Lied To Me (8th Note Remix)
Statix – Voices In My Head
CRST – Being With You
Hot City – I Want U 2

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The Beginning – Episode 001 – Tube Train Tear-up

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So here’s my first attempt at turning my commute into ear sex. The Tube Train Tear-up is mixed 100% live on the London Underground Victoria Line. The first episode is a test bed for what is to come. I’m working on themes and ideas for following episodes so make sure you subscribe! Either over at iTunes or via your favourite podcatcher with RSS.

Cheers for listening, and I hope you enjoy my inaugural episode.

Brainz

Track List

Doneao – Falling (Delinquent Remix)
Jammer – Back to the 90s (Scott Garcia & Para Remix)
The XX – Crystallised (Dark Sky Remix)
Mr Scuff – Get a Move On (Doorly’s Pigeonhole This! Bootleg)
Dom Hz – Luv U
Jhelisa – Friendly Pressure (Sunship Into The Sunshine Remix)
Todd Edwards – Head Held High
8th Note – Wasn’t It
Phonetix feat Harsh – Why (Duncan Powell Vocal Mix)
Fredrik Nyberg – Breaking Up (Artifact Remix)
Vox Halo – Criminal (Mike Delinquent Project Remix)
Harvey & Mista Brown Ft. Gyptian – Hot Gyal (Jam & Tonic Vocal Mix)
Aquadrop – Evolution
Phonetix ft. Hot Minute, Michelle McKenna & RDubz – Take Ya’ Top Off (Brainz Special)
Lee Rees – I Remember
Mario – Let Me Love You (Lee Tyler Remix)
Stikkman – In My Life
Shaun Escoffery – So Sweetly (CJ Reign Steppers Vox)
Duncan Powell – Love Is Hard

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New UK Garage Podcast for 2011 – Introducting the Tube Train Tear-up

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UK Garage Podcast - Tube Train Tear-up

So here it is – my new project.

This is me introducing my podcast the Tube Train Tear-up. This involves me throughout the week having a mixup on the London Underground.

Subscribe over at iTunes or via your favourite podcatcher with RSS.

Massive respect to Simon AKA Sinage Design for the logo. Check him out. He’s a ledge.

Listen to Episode one of the Tube Train Tear-up here

Hope you enjoy!

Brainz

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