Wrapping Up 2014 With A UKG Money Shot – Episode 153 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ

SFW Money Shot YEAH BABY SWALLOW. But be careful, you may choke.


Hope your collective Christmases were amazing. Mine was cool. I got new headphones and I’ve been telling everyone that will listen. They’re beautiful.

This was a showcase of December’s greatest fresh bangers, along with my Best Of 2014 haphazardly thrown together. It’s a bit loose in places, but I’m sure that’s the same as all of your bowels after a savage Xmas period.

Have a great New Year, and see you in 2015.



Track list

123Mrk feat Martin Mey – Gotta Choose
Mokujin – Vapour Tek
Vacant – Afraid
ArtificeMusic – Skully
DJ Q – Ordinary People (2 Step remix)
South Royston – No Scrubs Feat. TLC (Extended Mix)
Borahe – All You Need (original mix)
Housemate – Close To You
David T Mene Ft Leenneah Lauren – All In (Smokey Bubblin B 2 Step Dub)
Elrose – Limerence
Moony – Get On Up
Carpainter – Summer Letter
Pablo Nouvelle – Poison (Dead Belly Remix)
Tuff Culture – Truth
Boy Martel – Jekyll And Hyde
Lokate – Flow (Dub Version)
SR – Can’t Play Bass
CoiTy & RyKennon – I Wanna (Original Mix)
Jenny Lees – Key To My Heart (Dots Per Inch Midnight Dub)
Philip George – Wish You Were Mine (DJ S.K.T Remix)
Parakord & City Kid – Different Place (KGreen remix)
PVC – Got To Love
Hybrid Theory – Touch
Tigs – Double Edge
Nixon – Muscle Head
Ruff Hauser – Gonna Stay
Qualifide – Nothing (feat Squirrex)

Best of 2014

Mike Delinquent Project ft. Wiley – Wiggle (Movin’ Her Middle) (Mike Delinquent Project VIP Mix)
Route 94 – My Love (Royal T Remix)
All About She – Higher (Free) [Preditah Remix]
Walka – Feel Something
Madison Avenue – Don’t Call Me Baby (Motez Vicious21 Remix)
Vindata – Bad Dreams
Conducta – Let Go (Distro Remix)
Grimes – Skin (Sorrow Remix)
Florrie – Seashells (Preditah Remix)
Nu Era – Runaway
TS7 feat. Yaz Nikks – Give Me A Sign (Garage Mix)
Grades – Crocodile Tears (Extended Mix)
Wilfred Giroux – Stronger
Perplexus – Put You On (Extended Mix)
M.O – Dance On My Own (Hostage Dub)
Smasher – Shout Out ft. Preshus (Original)
Flava D & Moony – Who I Am
Colorhythm & BSN Posse – Music To Move Minds
Porter Robinson – Flicker (Carpainter Remix)
Conducta, A.Motion – If U Leave (Original Mix)
4AM – Wanted
Hybrid Theory – Pussy Galore
TuffCulture – Hench Men
Lion Babe – Jump Hi (Todd Edwards Remix)
Taiki & Nulight feat. Herve – IAEATD (IT AINT EVEN ABOUT THE DOUGH) (Original Mix)
PVC – Beautiful Day
TuffCulture – Africa
A2C – Inferno (VIP mix)
PVC – Walking with Rhinos
M2J – Neo Skank
Sensproof – Dummy Magic (Original Mix)

Show Wrap-up

Teebone, Sparks and Kie – Fly Bi (Mr Brainz Nu Bass Mashup)
Shift K3Y – Touch (Extended Mix)
Redlight – 9TS (Original)

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All I Want For Christmas Is You (Kay Gee) – Episode 152 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ

AnnieEdisonSantasLittleHelper-88540 So this is my Christmas show. I played some new bits, I played some old bits. All in all, it was about as festive as a real life crucifixion. But, eh, so what?

Merry Christmas one and all. Hope you enjoy.

Side note – no live show on the 27th December as I’m doing other stuff. There will be podcast action, I just don’t know when or where from.

PEACE! (on earth)

Brainzuz Christ

Track list

Wen – It’s Alot
Mokujin – Love Just Passing By VIP
Nemea – Glow
Mafia Kiss – Do It
Doctor Jeep – Angel (Archive remix)
Just Kiddin – Thinking About It (Bearcubs Remix)
Hoffman – First Light
YesYou – Waste Away (Nudist Remix)
Smokey Bubblin B – You Know How
Fuchse (feat. Patrice & Humphrey Sitima) – Left To Waste (Farrow Remix)
MLÄ€NO & Niven Peacock – IZBL
Tourist – Illuminate ft. Years & Years (MJ Cole Remix)
Allmostt – Obsessive Compulsive
TuffCulture Edition – Floetry x Say Yes
Fuse ODG – Thinking About U (feat. Killbeatz) (TS7 Remix)
Kazumi Anzai – Right Time (Mix 2)
Lojt – Panic
Keys N Krates – She’s So High (Taiki & Nulight Remix)
TuffCulture – You’re The Only One
Dr.Oscillator – ZigZag (Thorpey Remix)
PVC – Walking with Rhinos
M2J – Neo Skank
Zinc – Apples
DJ Q – All I Want For Xmas is Q
24 Hour Experience – Together
Big Bird – Flav (original mix)
Todd Edwards – Push The Love
DYNK – Vol 1 (Shorty Swing My Way)
David Howard feat Jhay Palmer – U & I (Full Vocal Mix)
Lady Saw – Freakbreak (The B15 Project Scratch Fever Remix)
Sia – Judge Me (Siksense Vocal)
Mr Reds – Can You Feel it?
Deekline vs King Koop – Don’t Eat The Vagina
DJ Lewi – Hold Me Tight (Pitch Black Mix)
Sticky – Golly Gosh 2
JJ Louis – Ruff, Tuff and Ready (feat. Banton)
Reservoir Dogs – Earth (You Don’t Know Dub Mix)
Tubby T – Tales of the Hood
The Midnight Circus feat. Robbie Craig – Love Suicide (Extended Vocal)
Ray Hurley – Unbelievable Love
BodyRox Vs Delinquent & Donaoe – Colours
Mike Dunn & The MD X-Spress – God Made Me Phunky [Original Mix]
Mensah – Brain Badonde Riddim
Sunship Ft. Warrior Queen – Quits
MJ Cole – Gotta Have It (feat Digga)
Dawood & Knight feat Jodie Connor – Love Of My Life (Wideboys London mix)
Dub Syndicate Productions – I Need Your Love (M.J. Cole Remix)
Zed Bias feat Jenna G – Fairplay (Zed Bias Old Skool remix)

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Bass On The Bakerloo Line – Episode 011 – Tube Train Tear-up

Train Rave

Another week, another imaginary session of my own tube rave in my head. This time around, the imaginary ravers are going crazy to all sorts. I thought I’d bring MJ Cole out for a play as I’ve not colluded with him much recently and he used to be my fav.

Lots of other beats from people like Grades, Zed Bias, Club Asylum, TS7 and other charming chaps.

Just remember to be careful who you buss your gunfingers at if you are listening to this on a train.

Big up


Track List

Urbani – Dangerous
Grades – Crocodile Tears (Extended Mix)
Maddslinky – Special (feat Omar – MJ Coles Back To The Future remix)
Sorrow – Flutter
Kid Sample – Badman Sound
Club Asylum vs Sirens – Good Enough (Club Asylum Future Dub Mix feat MC PSG)
TS7 – I Used To Be
TOTTE – The Break Out!
Kidnap Kid – Shouldn’t Be Alone (123Mrk remix)
Py & Kadabrah – Black Magic (Real Remix) (Black Magic)
Wookie ft. Rachel K Collier – 2 Us (Extended Mix)
Tanya Lacey – Greatness (Preditah Remix ft. Kozzie)
Josh Kumra – Helicopters & Planes (Mos Wanted Mega Remix)
Udanchi feat Nani Castle – Crushed Velvet (Intergalactic dub)
Jammer – Big Man (Zed Bias Snake refix)
Jolly Ranker – Close
Jook10 – On Track
Jess Glynne – Right Here (Nu Era Remix)
Lucent – Nasty (Tomb Crew remix)
MJ Cole & Scrufizzer – Southern Electric
Sorrow – Wheel N Deal
Notion – Soundbwoy Killa
Sanxion – Tear It Up (Original)
Yasmin ft. Shy Fx & Ms Dynamite – Light Up (The World) (MJ Cole Remix)

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Hanging Like A Ripe Red Bum Nugget Spinning UKG – Episode 151 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ

tumblr_kxt72g206M1qam69vo1_400 Words cannot describe the pain I went through on this show. I’d been out the previous night in Epping (shout out to the UKG Spot guys) and a friend of mine was on a mission to make everyone as much of a mess as possible. I had to take a break live on air and spew my guts up. So apologies if this one is a bit shaky! Hopefully it still stands up.

Until the next (more sober) time


Track list

ExtortedMinds & Losing Truths – Atonement
Beat Rivals feat. Lifford Shillingford – (Gotta Be) Free (One Dark Martian Broken Beat Remix)
Olivia Louise – Physical (original mix)
The Crane – Princessesses
Moony – How Deep
Kissy Sell Out – Deeper In Love (Hybrid Theory Remix)
Kazumi Anzai – Right Time
Grades – Crocodile Tears (DEVolution Remix)
M2J – 5am
Watsn – PH 4 5
The Colonel – Ain’t No Badman
Lojt – Chuckle Shuffle
Spoils – Silence
Frith – Overdrive
Guardianz Feat Kele Le Roc – S.A.Y (DJ Narrows Remix)
Dillinja – Grimey (North Base remix)
Mr Dubz – Losing It
Bollocks Deejays & Parakord – Back it Up (De Contrabande Remix)
Deekline – Gotta Believe (Original Mix)
TuffCulture – How You Really Feel
Hybrid Theory Ft. Trilla & Lady Leshurr – That’s What It Is (Flava D Remix)
Primate & Mark-A – Amoeba
Docka – Don’t Pretend (Like It Wasn’t)
A2C vs Anthony Gentleman – Best Man (original mix)
Tiga – Bugatti (feat. Pusha T) (Zed Bias Dub) (Explicit)
Ozzi – Nothing (Rich Pinder/Billy Kenny remix)
Lojt – 187 Brockdown
Operator S – Sniper (No Words EP)
Rowl-E – My Domain (Light Work Remix)
Slap Jack – People You Dont Know (original mix)
Rafterman – Since You
TuffCulture – You & I
Classified – Rendez-Vu
Monkey Wrench – Generation
Kazumi Anzai – Magnetron (Original Mix)
Sarimah Ibrahim feat Simon J Bailey – You On My Mind (Oxide & Neutrino Remix)
Sam Smith – Like I Can (Artful Remix)
Lion Babe – Jump Hi (Todd Edwards Dub)

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UK Garage Bass So Big It Causes Major Shinkage – Episode 150 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ


Ever had the bass hit you so hard it made your bits rescind and climb back up inside you?

I hope you’re prepared.

Large up your chesticles.


Track list

Broken Empire – The Hollow Den
AC – Buddha Nature (Original Mix)
Sonic Matta Ft Projekt 4 – All You Need (Original Mix)
KOAN Sound x Culprate x Asa x Sorrow – Mosaic
Azealia Banks – Desperado
A.Motion – Swerve
Bob Citrus – Feels
Lion Babe – Jump Hi (Todd Edwards Remix)
MC Vapour – Journey (TuffCulture Mix)
Kazumi Anzai – Groove
Skapes – Shadows (feat Tigerlight)
Delta Heavy – Reborn (Spoils remix)
Crown Duels – Forever (Taiki Nulight remix)
TuffCulture – WTF
Daniel Brooks – Drive You Crazy (Aaron Jackson Remix)
Allmostt – Dial Tone (original mix)
Atomic Drop – Laundry Time (Original)
Bad Habit – Trying Times
Kiesza – No Enemiesz (My Nu Leng Remix)
Crackerz & Jam – Hold On (feat Valerie M – Beatslappaz mix)
23 PSI – The Music Ain’t Over (Charlie Kanes 2 Steppin Ruffneck mix)
D-Funk – Bust This (feat MC Manic – SONEK mix)
Howson’s Groove – One (original mix)
Destructo feat Problem – Dare You 2 Move
Oliver Heldens – Last All Night (Koala) (feat. KStewart) (Low Steppa Remix)
Jade Marie – Name On It (original mix)
Aaron Jackson feat Jamon – At Midnight (original mix)
Kinzy – Baloo
Mercy – Serrana Love
Orpheus ldn – Cronos Eats His Children (Use Drugs With Caution)
Sleezy – Wait
Professor Green – Little Secrets (Tru Fonix Dub)
Duo – I Wanna (Original Mix)
Todd Terry & Loop da Loop – Something Goin’ On (Skapes & SPX refix)
Bobsan – Meow
チミドロ­ – わんにゃんパーク (Carpainter Remix)
Rogue Robots – Off My Face In ’97 (D-Funk’s 2 Steppin’ In ’02 mix)
Philly Blunt – Feel (Black & Blunt mix)
Jauz – Feel The Volume

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Leaving You In A Post Garage Bliss – Episode 149 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ

After Sex

Apologies if you’re seeing this one late. There was a hiccup with the date in the feed so it ended up at the wrong end of the podcast.

This one will climb inside you, give you a huge smile, and leave you in a sweaty happy mess.

Hope you enjoy


Track list

Brick City Skies – Dusk
Otik – Limbo
Tourist – Wait
Orpheus:ldn – Connected (feat Aisling)
Tinashe – 2 On (Clueless Dark Garage Mix)
Taiki Nulight – 1’s n 2’s
Porter Robinson – Flicker (Carpainter Remix)
Blonde – I Loved You (Preditah Remix)
Charli Brix, Scullious – Give It to Me(Feat. Charli Brix) (Original Mix)
TuffCulture – Wasting Time
Tigerlight – All This Love That I’m Giving
Guardianz – S.A.Y (Club Edit)
Para – Needle
Kazumi Anzai – Canopy
Hybrid Theory – Freddy’s Theme
Wanye H – Face Crunch
Strange Rollers – Broken Glass (Original Mix)
Stanton Warriors – The World Needs Bad Men (Original)
Mr C – Nicoles Groove
Dots Per Inch – Come Alive feat. Bia (Marc Baigent & Element Z Remix)
Tom Bull & Rich Pinder – Watch Out (Original Mix)
Shadow Child & Doorly – Climbin’ (Piano Weapon) (Club Mix)
Tiga – Bugatti (Original)
The Cronton Pidgeons – Bukkake
Save Link As – Get Down
Dusky ft. Janai – Lost In You (Brent Kilner Bootleg)
Jason Burns – Freak You
Blacktip – Skittles
DJ Q – Halloween
Zeier – Brap! (VIP)
Lamont – Far Away
The Push Feat Lauren Meehan – I Just Don’t
Billy Kenny & Aaron Jackson (feat. Amy Lee) – The Shiver Song (Original Mix)
Basement Jaxx – Rock This Road (Jaxx Forrest Club Extended Mix)
Aaron Snapes – On It (Original Mix)
Todd Edwards – Wishing I Were Home
Qualifide – See The Light
Sunship – Cheque-One-Two
Youngsta – Da Formula
Nu Class A – The Rhythm (Steve Gurley Remix)
Missy Elliot – Lick Shots (DJ Zinc Remix)
Wookie – VCF
Groove Chronicles – 1999
Doorly – Hold Me (original mix)
Robbie T – Tetley Riddim

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Quick Blast of Subway Savageness – Episode 010 – Tube Train Tear-up

Dat bitch be crazy
So die-hard Brainz fans may have already heard this one, but I thought I’d chuck it out there for the Tube Train ravers.

Traktor ran a competition to do a mix with their app on an iDevice and I had a shot. Ultimately I’m disqualified due to it being 3 minutes too long, but whatevs. It’s been on Mixcloud for a week or 2, but I thought I’d throw it up in the podcast feed for the takeaway gang.

It’s a quick 30 minute blast of randomness. Hopefully it’s up your street.

Big up


Track List

Polyethers – PY
Sugar Is Sweeter (Armand Van Helden’s Drum ‘n’ Bass Mix) – C.J. Bolland
Benediction (Low Steppa Old Skool Flex) – Hot Natured and Ali Love
King Kong Riddim – Hybrid Theory
Standard Hoodlums Issue 1 – Zed Bias
No Diggity 2014 – Phonetix vs. Blackstreet
9TS (Original) – Redlight
Africa – TuffCulture
Deep Inside – Hardrive
Voices feat. Sasha Keable (Wookie Remix) – Disclosure
Beautiful Day – PVC
Hey Papi (Original) – DE$iGNATED & Pistol Pete
Let’s Groove – George Morel
What Would You Do (Bailey Remix)[Extended Edit] – City High
RunawayNu – Era
Bad Dreams – Vindata

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Bumpin’ It Up, Bumpin’ It Down to UKG – Episode 148 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ



This show was properly alright ya kna. Had a blast. Loads of fresh music. A slight stench of cheese in places. A boatload of savage bass.

Swallow it down and enjoy.



Track list

Fourflake – Power (Original mix)
Thology feat Maeve – Rabbit Holes (Matta remix)
Vacant – Victim
Kursa – Don’t (ft. Bijou)
Riddim Commission – WWYS (Why Would You Stop) [feat Eve ] (Taiki Nulight Remix)
Mak & Pasteman – Formation 131 (Original Mix)
Soul Urban Poet – I Love It (Light Work Dub)
Hype Kronik – Live Good
Carpainter – Without
Albzzy – 4AM
Yves Larock x EmptyX – Rise Up (EmptyX Remix)
Gilbino – Halloween
Blank Kanvas – M.U.S.I.C
Kiesza – No Enemiesz (Jauz Remix)
Mike D-fekt – Selecta
Jac Overman – Shelter
Becky Hill – Losing (Grades Remix)
Kove – VCO (Original Mix)
Smasher – Shout Out ft. Preshus (Original)
Matt Craig – Bacon Fries
Bass Adjustment – Feel As One (DJD Remix)
10 Below – Dreams Of Gass Club
TuffCulture – The Adventures Of He-Man
Jook 10 – Intense
Sirmo – Flow
SHIFT K3Y x Linden Jay – Crazy
Grades – Crocodile Tears (Extended Mix)
B1G PR0J3CT – Filthy Boots 12
Indeep – Last Night a DJ Saved My Life (DJ Danjah Bootleg)
LV & Josh Idehen – Imminent (DeadbeatUK Remix)
Dan Louis – Memories
Majesty ft Anton Romero – Touch (Club Edit)
Hostage – Tryna
Mokujin Feat Mr Brainz – AM & PM (Original Mix)
Style Of Tigers – Separate
Saturn – Looking Glass
Earth, Wind, Fire – Let’s Groove (Melodi7 UKG Remix)
Pirate Jams – Turn it Around (Original)
Zombie Robot – Let It Go
BKWSK – Dance Dance We’re Dead
Breach – The Key ft. Kelis (2 Bad Mice Remix)
ASMR – Steam Machine

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One Foot Dick Slap Skankin’ to UK Garage – Episode 147 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ

awwwwww yeaaaahhhh

Usual runnings this week, kids. Bare choons. Fat bass.



Track list

Odesza – Say My Name Ft. Zyra (Kastle Remix)
D-Base – When U Luv Me (2-Step Mix)
Ella Eyre – Comeback (Mike Delinquent remix)
Phonetix vs. Blackstreet – No Diggity 2014
B1G PR0J3CT – Filthy Boots 11
TRC feat Lily McKenzie – Closer
TuffCulture – So Good
Melodi7 – Saviour
Chiso The Addvoket – Till The Sun Comes Out (Light Work UKG Remix)
Donae’O – What Is Love (Mike Delinquent Remix)
Salaryman – The Days
Mike Skinner – Not Cricket
Moony – Ballin (original mix)
Rare Candy – Somewhere (rare roots mix)
Hard Rock Sofa vs Eva Shaw – Get Down (DJ Q remix)
Jade Marie & Ash Turner – Up In The Party (original mix)
Inkline – With You
Taiki Nulight – Discoloured
DJ Larbi H Break – Bass Off (original mix)
Dr. Oscillator – Cocaine
TuffCulture – Hench Men
Zed Bias – Shizam (feat. Stylo G & Scrufizzer) (My Nu Leng Remix)
Restriced Access – Stay (Dots Per Inch Remix)
Clueless – Posh (Ochtone Remix)
Louis Mattrs – Oops x Wus Good
Duke Dumont – Won’t Look Back (Bee Q and Unique UKG Mix)
Cloaka – Junta
Otik – Fist Clench
Submeto – You Should Know Better Ft. Pretty P
Orpheus:ldn – The Journey (Outbound and Return)
Habstrakt & Badjokes – Miaow (123Mrk remix)
PY – Polyethers
Vindata – Bad Dreams
4AM – Wanted
Marriage Proposal – Down
Preditah – Bass Low
PVC – Beautiful Day
Jook 10 – The Beginning
Jayye Jackin & Dappa Dee feat Tory D – Let Me Clear My Throat (instrumental mix)
Tujamo & Plastik Funk – Dr Who feat. Sneakbo (TS7 Remix)

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UK Garage, Maybe With A Cheeky HJ? – Episode 146 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ

Cheque please

This week’s show was loud, lairy and intrusive. Get ready for some bass to kick the brown door in.

Why was I obsessed with HJs this week? I have no idea. But you get good music. So happy days?

I <3 Annie Adderall

Peace out


Track list

Trashbat & Clean Shirt – Keep Pushin’
Urbani – 5 Violins
Micky Slim & Wideboys feat. Lady Chann – Welcome To My Disco (UKG Mix)
Majora – Exactly (Flava D remix)
Bflecha – Mundo Bizarro (feat. Arufe) [DJ Q Remix]
Melodi7 – There’s A Rumour
Light Work – Burnin Obsession
DJ Narrows – Destruction of Sincere Island
Nu Era – Have You
The Cronton Pidgeons – Bukkake
Star One – King feat. P Money & Doctor (Conducta Remix)
AC Slater – Fifty K
Killjoy – Really Hot
Lady Chann – Sticky Situation
A Motion – Back In Your Love
Deezy & Embee – Pawnee
Skapes, SPX – Keep It Coming
A2C – The Hole
TuffCulture – It’s Over
Inkline – Mind Games
Kazumi Anzai – Mirage
Just Kiddin – Thinking About It (Youan Remix)
Gilbino – Head Hunters
M Dubz – Back In The Day
Wideboys vs Ruff Driverz – Deeper Love Reloaded (UKG mix)
Rich Pinder – Wondering (Bad Habit remix)
Eyes Everywhere – Marlon Bando (Wuki remix)
TuffCulture – So Special
Nu Era – Runaway
Frith – RIP
Nevermind – Slimer
Illusion feat. Sophie Cotterell – Falling For You (DJ Q Remix)
Jessie J, Ariana Grande, Nicki Minaj – Bang Bang (Artful’s Bang Bang Bootleg)
Matta – Flow
Brent Kilner – Get Nastie (Haremoor Remix)
Shaun Dean – Shaun Dean – Playing games (Original Mix)
Billy Kenny & Duo – Let It Go (Original Mix)
DE$iGNATED & Pistol Pete – Hey Papi
Kinky Movement – Two Minute Warning

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