Face Smashing UK Garage – Episode 101 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ

UK Garage SMASH in your boat yu cahaaant

So on Friday I went rollerskating. You’d think a grown man on 8 wheels is never a good idea. I absolutely flippin’ loved it. Is this the worst part? Nope. The worst part is I actually own my own skates.

What is great Satan’s pee hole has this got to do with UK Garage and this week’s show? Nothing. But I don’t imagine anyone reads this anyway so I’ll say what I like. Sometimes I like to pee on insects, film it in slow motion and set it to dramatic music as they drown in my fluids.

Part of this update on my life is not true. You can guess which bit.

Word to your maker.


Track list

8th-Ski – Jazzy Style (instrumental)
2ndSun – Never Knew
Disclosure – Latch Feat. Sam Smith (Bailey Remix)
Hannah Wants & Chris Lorenzo – Dappy
Circula – Reprezent
iO Sounds – AFDW
Arkist – Addict
Didz – I Can Love You
DECiBEL Ft Flowdan – Skanks (Network Remix)
Duncan Powell – O.T.T.
Davi C – Like This
Jook 10 – Trees
Tessela – Hackney Parrot
Skimatix feat E Heath – Shattered Reflections
Paul Sirrell – Outer Space (Bassline remix)
Kanji Kinetic – Evil Ends
L Mann – Cant Explain
Q-Block – Abandon (Extended Mix)
Terry Hooligan & Zombie Robot – Underground (Featuring Ruthless)
Saffire D Soul – Calling For You (Pyper Remix)
Wiley feat Skepta, JME & Ms D – Can You Hear Me (Ayayaya) [Bee-Q & Unique UKG Bootleg Mix)
Machel Montano – The Fog (Murlo Remix)
Stealth Elf – Epiphanies
El-B Ft Juiceman – Buck & Bury (ENiGMA Dubz Mix)
きゃりーぱみゅぱみゅ – PONPONPON (Submerse Moe Garage Remix)
Wilkinson – Take You Higher (Foamo Remix)
Hannah Wants – The Suitcase
Boy Kid Cloud – I Need Love
Alex Coulton – Too Much Talk (Tessela remix)
Damon Trueitt – Run It By Me (Joey Youngmans main vocal fetish remix)
DBSK feat Troy Denari – Subdue
Abstract Now – Forever
OH91 – NoGo
TÂCHES – Don’t You Know
T Polar – Feetwork
Taiki & Nulight – Late Nights
8th-Ski – Makes You Wonder
Ed Case – Turn My World Around (UK garage mix)
Kaiden Gray – Hostage (Omah remix)
SPD – Street Flutters
Vomit Yeltsin – Ultra triple drunkh! (Original Mix)
Blackbox – I Dont Know Anybody Else (Zombie Robot Remix)
Skanx (aka 6BLOCC) – Boom (Original)
Mr Beeb + Usurp – Ode

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