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Où est le boeuf? Le boeuf est dans la discothèque. Voulez-vous me montrer vos culottes français? Je tiens à uriner sur les poulets qui vivent dans les boîtes de céréales. Baguette.

This insightful message was sponsored by my ever increasing onset of insanity.

B

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Taa Baa – Atlanta (TMRW Remix)
Clueless – Kick Dub
DE$IGNATED – Russian Roulette
Juiceman – Soca Rhumba (Mr Brainz Spesh)
Lojt – A Damn Strange Business
Danny Phillips – The Voice (Danny’s Gospel-Step Dub)
DEVolution – Listen To The Badman
JLB – Can You Feel It
Toronto Is Broken – Please Don’t Go (Original)
DJ Narrows – Claustrum
Koloah – Next Mutation (Gillepsy remix)
Bodhi – Deliquesce (Ifan Dafydd remix)
Disclosure – White Noise
Sain & SY KO – Thinking
Bailey – Home (DJ Edit)
Aleks Zen – Transcend & Unity
Shift K3Y – What We Had
Ddark – Sticks & Stones (Clean Mix)
Skanx – Afrika (Original)
Boxwork – Leak
The Niallist & Ms Mac D – I Came (DFRNT mix)
Goosensei – Irregular
BSN Posse – Love History (Mr Beeb Mix)
Aligning Minds – My Heart Is Love
Spare – This Weekend
Dunerunner – Victory Dust
Orpheus:ldn – The Journey (Outbound and Return)
Synkro – Illuminations
Mak & Pasteman – Do The Same
Lojt – Nobody But You (Vocal Mix)
M.O – On & On (Extended Mix)
DJ Q feat Louise Williams – Trust Again (Karl ‘Tuff Enuff’ Brown remix)
Danny Phillips – Hurts So Bad
Saffire D Soul – Hold On (Pyper UKG Remix)
King Yoof – Back 2 Hackney (Jay Cunning & Toronto Is Broken remix)
Submotion Orchestra – Thinking (Maths Time Joy Remix)
Copy Paste Soul – I Need Ya

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Altercations on a bus in Shoreditch, teenagers going 4 ways on Soundlab belt drives and making sure that Nigel Benn is rocking a strap all form the story of Orpheus:ldn in this special episode of the Brainz podcast.

Here, you get to meet me and my running partner Paul Muad’dib. We sit down, tell you about who we are, how we got here and why the fuck we even talk to each other.

So strap your earbuds in and listen to us suck ourselves off whilst we imagine that you give a shit what we think.

Big up.

B

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Orpheus:ldn – Connected
Rosie Gaines – Closer Than Close (Mentor Mix)
Lovestation – Teardrops
New Horizons – Find A Path (In Your Mind)
Sounds Of One – As I Am (Todd Edwards Mix)
DEA Project – So High
Orpheus:ldn – The Journey (Outbound and return)
High Contrast – What We Do
Ghostface Killah – Mighty Healthy
NRG – I Need Your Lovin’
London Elektricity – Just One Second
London Elektricity – Love The Silence
Reso – War Machine
Netsky – Come Alive
Netsky – Love Has Gone
DJ Fresh – Gold Dust
Hardsoul feat. Ron Carroll – Back Together (Main Classic Mix)
Orpheus:ldn – Cronos Eats His Children
We Sink – Cat o’ Nine Tails
Phaeleh feating Soundmouse – Afterglow
Duncan Powell – Looking Hard
The Midnight Circus – Move (Jelly Beats Back 2 School Mix)
Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs – Garden
Orpheus:ldn – A Picture
Kastle – Can’t Explain
TOTTE – In The Spot

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Sometimes we need UK Garage Psychotherapy. This was definitely the case for me after a tragic Friday night. The banging tunes were a very soothing remedy to the emotional scars I’d gained.

So now I won’t be rocking backwards and forwards in a corner saying “please don’t touch me, please don’t touch me”. I hope this helps others in the same way.

Safety!

B

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Didz & Chico – When I Say (Chris Coco Old School 7″ version)
DJ Q feat MC Bonez & Robbie Rue – Party Time
Hush Hush Pony – Vanish
Codec – What You Need
DEVolution – My Friends
Josh Kumra – Waiting For You (Wookie Remix)
Artful Dodger feat Lifford – Please Don’t Turn Me On (Disclosure Remix) [Brainz Spesh]
Billy Ocean – Caribbean Queen (Bee Q & Unique remix)
SWV – Rain (Two Fresh Remix)
Dejavu – On My Knees
Disclosure – Boiling Point (El-B Remix)
TOTTE – Yours Truly
HeavyFeet – Dirty & Stinking (feat DRS)
J69 – Evil
Funkystepz – Section 5
Lion Gonzalez – Lodosa (I Can Find My Way) (Original Mix)
Latcha – Mustang (Lojt Remix)
Nexus & Blowback – Boomin tunes Vol 2 (A1) [Sanxion 93 project re-lick]
Shag Productionz feat Jay Dizzle – Set Me Free (From The Hood Remix)
Terror Tone – Tundra (Ragga Twins Vocal Mix)
8th Note – If We Try (Remix)
Neue Grafik – Bauhaus
Mr Beeb – What You Do (Ollie Macfarlane Remix)
Orpheus:ldn – A Picture
Clean Bandit – Nightingale – Aaron Lipsett Remix
Clientele – Treat You
Lojt – Sugarwall
General Levy – Tru yuh body (Murlo 4×4 remix)
Artful Dodger V Dreem Teem – It Aint Enough (Kalipso Remix) [Brainz Spesh v2]
Nickotine – Stoppin’ By
Kry Wolf & Claude VonStroke – Turbosteppa
Thieves – No More
Voice Hands Machine – Cold Jam (mad:AM Mix)
TS7 – Heartlight (Dub Mix)
Mr.Beeb – Do it right
Bob Citrus – Garage 92
Chemikal Recipe – Wings
Tuff Culture – Like A Star
RackNRuin – Hackney Heat

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Happy New Year kiddywinks. Had mad fun on this show. One of the reasons was that my Orpheus:ldn brother Paul Muad’dib was in the studee-i-oh for the show.

Bare new riddims. Like BARE. As usual. There’s the occasional pot and pan that I’m aware of and sorry for that. Really. But hopefully that won’t detract from what is a great UK Garage start to 2013.

Happy January!

Brainz

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Dems – House (Hybu 2 step Remix)
EL-B VS Jeremih – Fuck The Club [Fortay’s Blend]
Thieves – Dilate (Jamie Grind Remix)
Tony Blitz – Cat Fight
Tuff Culture – Life
Nemmz – Break You Down
Angela Lewis Brown – Serve Below Zero (Pyper UKG Remix)
Biome – Driveway (Original Mix)
Black & White – 2Bad 2Rude (Original)
Davi C – Back Off (Original Mix)
#Unknown – #57
Artful Dodger V Dreem Teem – It Aint Enough (Kalipso Remix) (Mr Brainz Spesh)
Jook10 – On Track
Koloah – Don’t You Know (Pixelord remix)
Goosensei – A Ride VIP
Example – Perfect Replacement (Toyboy & Robin’s 1999 Remix)
The Attic Project – Fire & Brimstone
Orpheus:ldn – A Picture
SBTRKT – Right Thing To Do (feat Jessie Ware)
Gilbino – Storm Chasers
Ed Case – Used To Be Mine
FaltyDL – I’m Gonna Show You Somthin
Jeremy Sylvester – I Love This City (vocal mix)
Becky Dainton – Turn Off The Radio
Sub Focus feat. Alpines – Tidal Wave (Shadow Child Remix)
Palace – Trust (Mista Men remix)
Lojt – Murder Sound
Bob Citrus – Ways Of The Underground
DJ Blakey – Got Myself
Kona – Rasta Jack
KERFUFFL – Dreamin ’96
Myndst8 – Garna (Original Mix)
DEVolution – My Friends
TOTTE – Big Tingz

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Hang on… Just putting on my best Barry Manilow voice…

LOOKS LIKE WE MADE IT!

The world didn’t end. Remember when that was a thing? It was only a thing (I imagine) as a large percentage of derkheads actually thought it might end. There was solid apocalyptic dicksplash chat all over Twitter. It bored me. Then we survived and no one breathed a word of it again. THANK FUCK.

So, after we’ve now spent all our money, had one last crack at smashing that chick we always fancied and told certain man to FUCK OFF we now have to face reality. What better way than with the last Brainz show of 2012?

Lots of new music for you. Bare riddos. Then for the last half hour or so I roll you through a little journey of some of my favourite bits from the past 12 months.

Please enjoy, and good luck in our brave new world.

All the best for 2013

B

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Emekes – Dream Feat. Ellie Rashid
Clueless – Binge And Purge
DJ Q – Brandy & Coke VIP
Wasteman – Artful
Mr.Beeb – Keep it 100, Girl!
Ollie Macfarlane – Press Start
DJ Haus & Matrixxman – Tales From The Darkside
Gilbino – La Fiesta (Test Mix)
Lojt – Ruff Lovin’
Revdaxx – Awake
Sanxion – The Night Lights
Scrufizzer – Rap Rave (Adam F Remix)
DYP & Rekab – Hoodrich
Lo – About To Fly (TMRW Remix)
Delete – Remember Us (Roof Light remix)
Rat – Fly 225
Roughmath – Human Being
Goosensei – A Ride VIP
SB-SIX – The hangover club
D3ADL1NE – Des Moi (Original)
J-SoL ft Stylo G – Treat her like a Lady (DJ S.K.T UKG Remix)
Krept & Konan ft. JME – Boy Better Play Dirty (Old Skool Mash-Up Remix)
Sanxion – Waiting For You
DEVolution – My Friends
Spiro – Hey (Danny Dubbz UKG Remix)
Bondax feat Bobbie Gordon – Just Smile For Me
Royal-T – Inside The Ride
Foamo – Rumours
Wookie ft. Rachel K Collier – 2 Us (Extended Mix)
Cleo Sol – Never The Right Time (Who Do You Love) [DEVolution Club Mix]
Toronto Is Broken – Hear You (Original)
Jin Jin & The Ragdolls – Love In Sin City (K Warren UKG Mix)
Andy Jay & S Tee feat Rubi Dan – Funky Dip (DJ Q Back To 99 mix)
Orpheus:ldn – Cronos Eats His Children
Matt IQ – ReVibe
Artful Dodger – Please Don’t Turn Me On (Disclosure Remix)

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Bit of a solider’s show this week. I threw down for 2 and a half hours. Savagely.

What can I tell you about this show? Well…

Whistla challenged me to do a “1 old, 1 new” show. So the back 90 minutes is me mixing new school garage into old school garage. Was a very fun experiment!

There’s also exclusive first plays from DEVolution, Danny Dubbz, Lojt and a very rough Orpheus:ldn. Aren’t you lucky so-and-sos?!

Have a great Christmas, and I’ll see you just before New Year.

Safety and merriment,

B

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Kid Riddim – Trippin (Mokujin’s Bumpy U.K Garage Workout) Mastered
Lojt – Badman
DJ Q Ft Recneps – Bad 2 Da Bone
Spiro – Hey (Danny Dubbz Better Days UKG Dub)
Thieves – The Distance
My Nu Leng – The Grid (Copydbwoy’s Even Darker Mix Bootleg)
Gravity – Summer Breeze (Moony remix)
Donae’O – Fire (DJ BrainZ Spesh) [Acapella]
Mike Millrain – Inside Me (Large Joints remix)
R1 Ryders – Speedbump
Sticky – Pedal Riddim (The Sequel)
Pixelord – Drinky VIP (Gillepsy remix)
Willy Joy & Smalltown DJs – Wicked (Ardalan remix 2)
Pulsecode – Hear With Me
Simplistix – Nascent
Krept & Konan ft. JME – Boy Better Play (Extended Mix)
Orpheus:ldn – A Picture (A VERY demo mix)
Arkist – Two Night Stand
DEVolution – My Friends
Donae’O – Fire (DJ BrainZ Spesh)
Dub Monsters – Waiting (Original)
DJ Q – Skippy Swing
Kim English – Nite Life (Armand Van Helden’s Retail Club Version)
Lars Moston & Ben Mono – Unison
East 17 – Each Time (Sunship 2-Step Mix)
Klipar – Imperial March (Gingy ‘Battle For Endor’ remix)
CJ Reign – Steppers Bells
Tony Blitz – Job Seeka
Francis James & DJ Face – Girls Can Play Too
Mite – Time Stamp (original mix)
Livewire – Devistate
Whistla – On Drugs
Wookie – Far East
Deekline – JZ In Paris
Deekline – Party People
Totte – Late Night
Da Click – Good Rhymes
Whole Sick & Tomb Crew – I Go Sick (The Living Graham Bond remix)
Dexplicit – Bullacake
Artful Dodger – Woman Trouble (Stutter Kids Remix) [Mr Brainz Scratch Special]
Jaheim – Just In Case (Dub-A-Holics Roller’s Revival Pt.1)
Para – All My Heart
USL – Making Love
Orpheus:ldn – Cronos Eats His Children
Sticky – Golly Gosh
The Moody Blues – White Satin (Zeds Dead Remix)
Deekline – Sexy Cinderella
Delilah – Shades of Grey (MJ Cole Remix)
The Surgery – More Weed
8th Note – Cry For No One (Mr Pud remix)
DJ Hype – Naughty (Pussy Track)
Sanxion – Brainfreeze (Original)
The 007 Crew, Jack Jones & Fuze – Forgot About Dre (Safehouse vs Southside Dub)
DLVRY – These Words
DEA Project – Jerry Springer
Mike Delinquent ft Lady Leshurr – Step In The Dance (Zed Bias Vocal Mix)

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We all know New York’s hottest club is Spicy. Just ask Stefon. And I bet they play banging UK Garage there, no doubt.

So many big riddims this week. Fresh tracks from Disclosure, K-Warren, Zinc, Doneao, Pledge, MileZ + a shed load more.

Hope you enjoy, and big up for continuing to listen to the Brainz.

Safe!

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DrDr – Cry Me A River
Disclosure – Control ft. Ria Ritchie (Kastle Remix)
BSN Posse – Tuerca
Session9 – Ambient Clutter (Ejeca remix)
Moony – Messy
Totte – Nothing Can Keep Me
notuv – Delta
Sebjak – Follow Me (DEVolution Dub)
Artful Dodger – Please Dont Turn Me On (Disclosure Remix)
Zinc – Only For Tonight (feat Sasha Keable)
Elias Smith – Come Back
Enigma Dubz – Fresh
Whistla – On Drugs (Kanji Kinetic remix)
Mao – Remember
Obey City – Nightmare Cafe
Torgo – Good Cop
Ans – The Trickfall (Merak remix)
Donae’O – Fire (Main Mix)
Francesco Altavilla – Different Stories (Mokujin UK Garage Remix)
MileZ – On A Regular
Pledge – Waiting
K Warren ft. Naomee Hardy – Electric (Extended Mix)
411 – On My Knees (J Sweet Remix)
Ashanti – Down 4 U (DnD Conemelt Mix)
Scandolous Unlimited – Got That Problem
Justice League – Say It To Myself
Delinquent – The Record
Dom Perignon & Dynamite – Hungry Tiger
Mos Def, Nate Dogg & Pharoahe Monch – Oh No (DJ Hype Remix)
Brasstooth – Celebrate Life (Zed Bias Dark Dub)
DEVolution – Good Love (Dodge & Fuski Remix)
Bad 007 – Give It To Me
RIP Productions – We Are E (The Chant)
Bogeyman – Smelly
Lulu James – Be Safe

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So do I have a clue what Bluku Bluku is? No. But the side of the rave I was at suddenly turned into the front of the rave and I’m now so close to D Double E and Footsie that I could spit on them and I’m shouting Bluku Bluku as loud as I can. Mad hype.

That was my Friday night.

This, however was my Saturday, and it’s a garage hype ting right now. So hit play, stand up, AND FUCKING RAVE.

Safe

B

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Sepia – For All That We’ve Lost
Jason Burns – Either Way
Deekline – JZ In Paris
Kolendo – Futurum (TRO remix)
My Nu Leng – Hips N Thighs
Wizzkid – Rhytm
Matt Joe, Don Blaku, Edd Rann, Vidrik and Dam Paul – Hopping
Whistla – On Drugs (Totte remix)
We Sink – Blackspot
ViLLΛGE – Takeover
Sorrow – Siren’s Echo
Pledge – Same Old Story
Sandunes – TBH
DJ Ski – Touch Me (NW7 2-Step dub)
KCat – Broken (DJ Q remix)
Gary D – Cast A Spell (Detox dub mix)
DJ Narrows – Words Of Divine
Sunday Roasta – Fracture
Tee Circus – MBH (Kry Wolf remix)
Lojt – Chicken Cottage (demo)
Luke’s Anger – Warble Tone
D Double E feat Donae’O – Not Having That
Original Memzee UK All Stars – Fuck Off (Mr Brainz Special)
TS7 – Struggle (DJ Q Remix)
Mike Delinquent Project feat Kcat, Donaeo and Mz Bratt – Party’s Over Here (Extended Club Mix)
Myth Rychards – Twisted Techno Wheel
Lucent – Traps (Cloaka Remix)
Orpheus:ldn – Connected (feat Aisling)
We Sink – Cat O’Nine Tails
Whojax – London City (Mike Delinquent Remix)
Saffire D Soul – Sweet Music (Pypz UKG Mix)
Stealth Elf – Kestrel
Goosensei – Roots In Dub
Hostage – Tunnels
Jook 10 – Angry Wasps
8th Note – Cry For No One (Impact remix)
Matt IQ – Re-Fuse
Ed Case feat Roni Blue – Tears I Cry
Disclosure feat Sam Smith – Latch

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OH MY GARSH. Had so much fun this week with this episode. Loads and loads of new music for you as per usual. Hating the fact that Apple has split its podcasts out separately. This will give a big hit to new subs to the podcast so please make sure you tell your friends!

Safe, and I hope you enjoy

B

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TMRW – Wall Reflections
Kayla – Only Lonely (Submerse Remix)
TOTTE – The Break Out!
8th Note – Cry For No One (Mr Pud remix)
Mokujin – Question (Back To 1998 UK Garage Flavour)
Pledge – Coming Home
Matt IQ – ReVibe
Shagos feat Jay Dizzle – Freaks & Monsters
Orpheus:ldn – Cronos Eats His Children
Fabian – Get Enuff
Gilbino – Sex Sells (Explicit mix)
Double Oh No – Spellbroke (Kanji Kinetic Remix)
Scrufizzer – Rap Rave (Radio Edit)
Big Beat Bronson – New Me (Moony Remix)
Mike Delinquent Project feat Donaeo and Mz Bratt – Party’s Over Here (Extended Club Mix)
Doctor Jeep – Freak U
LupR – Fair Play
Disclosure feat Sam Smith – Latch
Mako – Tropicality (original)
Strict Face – Vanilla Pattern (Heblank remix)
Krysalead – Swims (Mofo remix)
Smoove Kriminal – Night City
EXT – Sleepwalking
DJ Q – Vibers
Jolly Ranker – Close
N Dubz – You Better Not Waste My Time (Wideboys Booty bassline remix)
Jook 10 – Earthquake
Soaka – Down Boy
Orpheus:ldn – The Journey (Outbound and Return)
MileZ – For What
Taneli – Metroflex
Elias Smith – Love 4 U
Soular Order – Before You Leave
D3ADL1NE – Just Be Yourself
Des McMahon – Hallucinations
Hadean – Shadow Step